Project X Review (Minor Spoilers)

Fucking Awesome

THE MOVIE: CRITIC'S TAKE

This is every partiers dream. Throwing a party that will not only make you a household name but will make you infamous. Attending such a party will probably get you arrested, laid, and high. When I saw the trailer I thought this was a wet dream by Joel Silver. The movie itself is a delight and it keeps you entertained from start to finish. I wish someone would throw a party like this so I can loosen my suit and tie and run around buck naked trying to devirginize a college freshman. This movie was a lot of fun.

STORY

The movie begins with Costa, played by Oliver Cooper, inspecting his friend's home. He tells us that it's Thomas's birthday and he is throwing him a party that he will never forget. Thomas, played by Thomas Mann, is a nerd. His own father thinks he is a loser and a wimp. Costa is going to change all of that by inviting a ton of horny and fun loving teenagers. He even steals a norm that displays a middle finger.

I want to be that pop

Thomas is worried that the party will be overwhelming but Costa reassures him that everything will be under control. Too bad that wasn't the case and the party gets out of control. There are midgets being thrown in ovens, naked chicks running around, dry humping galore, angry neighbors who punch kids, people flying off rooftops and my personal favorite... SEX! Thomas does manage to hook up with his best friend but soon manages to mess it up by hooking up with the school's hottest stank. Can you blame him though?

I'll hit it many many many times

A pissed off drug dealer shows up and lights the place on fire. His father's home is destroyed and maybe even his own life. He may have lost his best friend as well and could be facing jail time. Things do end up turning out all right for some of them and Thomas eventually gets his woman. Costa becomes a pimp and the world's greatest host. It was a party of a life time.

They're fucked up

ACTING

The chemistry with the cast is special. I didn't expect these actors to be so in tune with one another. Thomas played the soft nerd well but it was Oliver that made the movie. He delivered some good lines that made the audience laugh out loud. Jonathan Daniel Brown also added some fun to the mix with his sarcasm and bad dancing. Overall the entire cast was great to watch.

Hot

SPECIAL EFFECTS

For a movie like this I wasn't expecting a lot of effects. The flamethrower scene was done nicely and felt a bit creepy. Watching the car drive into the pool with a guy on top was pretty intense. A lot of peoples jaw hit the floor when that appeared on screen. Everything looked as real as it could be which made this film even better.

Dwarf madness

WRITING AND DIRECTING

The film was written by too many writers to mention and directed by Nima Nourizadeh. The story flowed well and the dialog was music to my ears. They managed to write some of the dumbest group of characters that was able to blossom on screen. The directing wasn't too shabby either. Everything was in full view and I loved the different camera angles. This film set out to be a fun ride and they did deliver.

Yeah I would so bang her! Lucky fuck.

THE END

It's a must see movie. After watching it I wanted to go out and get drunk myself. It has humor, tits, and lots of crazy antics. Go watch it this weekend. You may get some ideas yourself.

OVERALL

STORY 6 out of 10
ACTING 8 out of 10
SPECIAL EFFECTS 8 out of 10
WRITING 7 out of 10
DIRECTING 7 out of 10

OVERALL 7 out of 10 (MUST SEE)

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