RANT PART 2: WHAT IF A ZOMBIE OUTBREAK REALLY HAPPENED?

O shit!

WHY AM I DOING THIS?

Because I freaking can and zombie movies are in today like glittering vampires. The Walking Dead is a hit and the anime show High School Of The Dead is a smash. There are countless zombie movies on the market and more are being made. It brings us a world of imagination of how things would be if the world went to shit over night. How would we act? What would we do? Would we still have our morals? Do we even have any morals or are we just scared of society's consequence? I say if a zombie outbreak ever did happen we humans will revert back to our true form of survival, and that's not a good thing.

Yeah that!

No worries though right? A zombie outbreak will never happen. There isn't a thing on this earth that could cause an outbreak of this nature. I'm just a crazy little fool who needs to go out and get laid more often. Well I got news for you. I doubt there will be a virus that can actually reanimate the dead to do its bidding but there is a slight chance that evolution may kick us in the ass or should I say bite us on the neck.

Yummy!

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

No seriously! Scientists believe that one day, the rabies virus may mutate into more of a vicious son of a bitch that could spread like wild fire. Rabies is the closest thing to a zombie outbreak. It can only be passed through bites and can make you violent. They believe that a strain my be born that can cause people and animals to become more violent and more deadly than any disease before. I do find this to be hogwash but I can't help but think how it would be if this ever came true. A real life 28 days later. Awesome until we are being chased by them.

Awwwwwww!!!

Another way is a parasite that controls rats. This little fucker gets into the rat's brain and commands it to find a cat so it can get eaten. The reason being is because this parasite can only breed inside a cat's intestines. O and I found out that half of the worlds population is infected with this very parasite and it does control us a little. If a lady has a lot of cats more than likely it's because she's infected with the parasite. Isn't that some shit?

Parasite for a tongue bitch!

So what would happen if this parasite evolved to control humans the way it sees fit? They could use our dead bodies to spread its offspring to other humans. Parasites do this to other insects so why can't they do it to us? O wait they do!!!

SO WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THIS OCCURRED?

CHAOS! The world would go to shit. Imagine when your parents aren't home or if your wife is out the house for a few hours. We lose our fucking minds; walking around the house naked, drinking beer in your underwear while watching sports, masturbating to porn with the sound on, it's an awesome time. Now imagine where there is no more government. Can you imagine the looting that would take place? No one would be safe. You have to worry about the infected and also the crazies and rapists.

It's even in the bible

For those of you who read The Walking Dead you get the idea of how society would handle it. First the military would do it's best. After their failure the people are forever on their own until the outbreak passes. During those months or maybe years people will revert back to their natural instinct. But what is the natural instinct? Well to put it bluntly it's to eat, drink, find shelter, and fuck! Women won't have a say in almost anything because there is no laws to protect them. Sure they can fight back but not every female can beat up a man. Even those that can will run into a man they can't and he will turn them into his personal sex machine. Women will have no choice but to fall back into their old roles or become forever rape victims.

I think not!

We would probably have civil wars between leaders. I'm not talking about real leaders but wannabes. You know that kid from walmart? Yeah he has or is a part of a gang. Your professor? Probably dead or a loner but if not he's part of a crew. If you're reading this your probably end up in some group. What do they all have in common? Wanting to find a safe place to live and repopulate the earth. Problem is there isn't enough room for all that shit, so people will fight over it. If you have a safe home and won't let anyone else in, you better be ready to fight for it. Everyone will think this way and act this way. Not everyone will become rapists, sick murderers, or just go plain crazy but people will have to fight for their lives.

ARE YOU DONE YET!

Fuck yes I'm done. I secretly wish that there is a zombie outbreak so I don't have to pay anymore bills and kill some shit. A lot of people feel the same way too. It's a fantasy that some of us dream about but we all know would cry like a bitch if it actually happened.  We live out our fantasies watching zombie movies and playing Resident Evil. A zombie outbreak will never happen unless the devil sends god a note saying "There's no more room in hell!" and he says "Fuck it! They need a good kick in the ass anyway."